Dr. Heyhan

Student. Scientist. Lover of Cats.

At the groceries store



Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

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when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”


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“Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this earth. Life is fleeting. And if you’re ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky when the stars are strung across the velvety night. And when a shooting star streaks through the blackness, turning night into day… make a wish and think of me. Make your life spectacular. I know I did.”

—   Robin Williams, Jack (1996)

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parents: "let’s talk about your future" 


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people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

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Hahahaha THANK YOU to whoever made this


Hahahaha THANK YOU to whoever made this

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